Recently
my husband and I were at one of my family functions. I offered my husband a plate of fruit; I didn’t
hear him when he said no. I asked him
again, thinking he hadn’t heard me. He
responded, slightly exasperated, “I said No”.
To which I replied, rather sarcastically “Easy there, I didn’t hear you.”
Unbeknownst
to me, a family member was watching. I
can’t stand this family member on a good day.
She said “OOOohhhh tempers are flying at that end of the table.” I kept my mouth shut and shot her the dirtiest
look. I don’t think it’s any of her
business to comment on my husband’s and my conversation. For the record, I didn’t think tempers were
flying at all. We weren’t screaming at each
other, we were just slightly, and I mean slightly, annoyed with each other. I think that is perfectly NORMAL with
spouses.
My
beef with this is her need to comment on EVERYTHING; RUDE, NASTY NEGATIVE COMMENTS. And not just to me, to everyone around her. Things that DO NOT PERTAIN TO HER. In fact, she was the reason I switched blogs,
as she snooped until she found out about my original blog. I don’t talk about my life around her, as SHE
HAS A COMMENT FOR EVERYTHING. I am friends with her on Facebook, I would
love to delete her but she would cause a family war over it. I have all of my pictures and statuses
protected from her seeing, she COMMENTS ON EVERYTHING. Back handed compliments are her specialty. If you don't have anything nice to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!! Recently, Facebook did an upgrade to their
Iphone apps, I was not aware that this changed my status and picture
settings. Within a day of this upgrade,
I had 6, SIX comments on my stuff from her.
I couldn’t figure out how she was able to see everything. We call her the Queen of the Refresh
Button. Who has time to stalk everyone’s
pages, daily, to find out when settings have been changed????
I
feel that every time I am in this person’s presence, she is judging me. She judges everyone. Most of her conversations are all about how “awful”
so and so is. I think she is very
unhappy with herself. She also has the bad habit of telling lies and trying to drive wedges between other family members. The funny thing is, everyone knows what she is like so typically we talk it out with the person she is trying to cause a fight with. If she had caught
me on the wrong day I may have opened my mouth and said something that was VERY
TRUE, but I didn’t think needed to be brought up at a family function and ruin
everyone’s good time. It’s funny that I
am the only one who worries about ruining everyone’s good time, but she does
not. What I really wanted to say was PAY
ATTENTION TO YOUR OWN MARRIAGE. DO NOT
COMMENT ON MINE. For the record, as I am
being catty and venting here in the safety of my own blog: She has caught her
husband in the middle of an affair. She
chooses to work it out, which that’s fine.
No marriage is perfect. But when
something clearly isn’t working in yours, do NOT make a mountain out of a mole
hill in my marriage, when my husband and I have the slightest of words with each
other, she shouldn’t make ANY comment on it.
STAY
OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE. This would be a
prime example of why I will have NOTHING to do with you. STOP STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO OTHER PEOPLE’s
BUSINESS.
These
are things I would say if she wasn’t family and my Mom wasn’t terrified it
would “rip the family apart”. Which is
funny as that means it gives the obnoxious family member the opportunity to
keep on bullying everyone else.
Fuck
off and stay fucked off.
UGGGG family members are the worst. Okay not all, and not most of mine, but when you have one like that (which I do) it just makes family gatherings painful at times. And it is the people who are truly un-happy that do their best to make you un-happy as well, they don't want to be un-happy alone. SAD!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry you have one of those in your family too!!! It does totally make family functions painful! And it is very sad! :)
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